1. Which social media provided the best echo chamber to buffer public events this year?
2. Did any close friends become zombies?
3. Was there anything at which you tried to level up and missed?
4. What body systems gave their first signs of slowing or failure?
5. What former fandoms or pastimes did you realize you were over?
6. Whom did you consider getting back in touch with and then decide not to?
7. What formerly foolish behavior by self or others makes sense to you now?
8. Which public figures died whom you hadn’t realized were so high in your pantheon?
9. What new and unnecessary things did you feel lured to buy by online media?
10. How much more did home and security soar out of your reach?
(Rejected by McSweeney’s.)